Manscaping
Sunday, October 25th, 2009
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What’s with men and armpit hair?
Seriously.
The hair is cut, the mustache is trimmed, the beard is shaved or ‘lined‘ in all different forms and fashions. So why does grooming of armpit hair seem so unnatural?
‘Manscaping’ my friends. A word derived from the magnificent combination of ‘man’ and ‘landscaping’.
I’m not asking for a daily commitment, just one day – every six weeks or so, when you are taking care of that beard in the bathroom maybe you can take that Phillips/ Andis/ Remington/ Wahl/ Braun (your choice, I’m not picky) beard trimmer on a little adventure into the armpit zone. 3 minutes max. Voila! A whole new person, 10 lbs lighter.
Once you get comfortable with dealing with that pesky armpit hair, then we can have a little chat about taking care of… the nether regions.
Women will love you for who you are don’t get me wrong, I’m just saying. It’s 2009 guys, don’t let your hedges take over your house and land.
It doesn’t necessarily improve your health or take care of that personality flaw, but trust me, when your gal sees that you take the time to manscape, she will know that you mean business. 
Grrrrrrrr
Lets keep ourselves nice and tidy, shall we?
Go on ahead and organize your sexy self.
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NOOOOOO!!!! don’t use that beard trimmer on either your privates or your pits!
dull blades can cause permanent damage! the slacker skin under there and down there can snag in the blades and cut you like a prison shank.
go get some double-bladed razors–no need for the quatros or the quads or the costly kits. just grab some Bics and you in the game. three shaves TOPS! then toss em.
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There is something to be said for a second opinion.
I somehow thought it would be safer with a trimmer than with a razor, even if you use one of the adjustable ones so the blade is not right on the skin. After all it doesn’t have to be BARE, just maintained much.
But what do I know?
Consult someone and get it done.
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