FMPs
Thursday, October 29th, 2009
Oxidized Platform | Gucci
There are few things in life that speak as loudly as these babies do. They signal to the world that the owner is well aware of who she is, what she’s working with and therefore ,*snap*, fall in line. No fooling around here. No ambiguity. Just the sight makes the world stand at attention.
Every woman should own one. Not because of what it says to the world but because of how it makes her feel. She is taller, curvier and more powerful. Invincible.
Noone is saying that it needs to be worn everyday; that is a different kind of profession.
To the average human they look uncomfortable because yes indeedy they are dammit. But that’s because they weren’t meant for comfort, that’s what Birkenstocks are for. These shoes weren’t made for walkin’, no ma’m, they’re made for struttin’. Like performance machines, they were built to function and to function effectively. They are individually packaged with a personality entirely of their own, and as such have the ability to magically enable the wearer to find their inner fierce. Swag in full effect.
A friend of mine calls them her ‘look back’ shoes… and for good reason I’m sure. Yeah she’s that chick who steps into the office and on queue everyone’s response is “…*GASP* OMG NOOOOOO!! she did not wear FMPs to work!!!..”. Mhmmmmm. The one who is totally oblivious to casualties in her wake. Kudos to her! We appreciate, we don’t judge.
So might I suggest that every Sally find herself a pair. If you already own one, (or a few… Alrooooight) then we salute you.
If you don’t, no worries. FMPs speak all languages – style, design and color, so find one that communicates with you and get in where ya fit in. It can make ALL the difference in your social life.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about then you are too young to be reading this blog. Where your parents at?
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niiice…there r the FMBs as well…
that ending is great!
Thanks
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Mhmmmm! Definitely no long talking with that one!
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