Deep Sea Fishing
Monday, November 23rd, 2009
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Man, there is a whole lot of nothing out there. A lot of glitz and splitz. A lot of hype and fake. So finding something, something even remotely worthy, is definitely a challenge. And that’s when we fish within our own pond, imagine what would happen if we really venture into the vastness that is the ocean’s waters?
When you take a good look at it, there is really not much that is great out there. So we can’t exactly go with a trawler net and rake all and sundry in, only to then spend great time and effort sorting through ole’ shoe and buss up tire.
Instead, we have to fish with lure and a fishing rod and sit for long periods ‘very quietly’ in specific, chosen waters to catch and reel in what that which we desire for ourselves. After all, expecting to find wild Pacific Salmon in the dried up creek or Chilean Sea Bass in the wishing pond at the mall is the definition of insanity.
Even when something bites, we have to ensure that the catch is alive, fresh, and that it is healthy. We’ve got to sniff and closely inspect it to ensure that it is ‘Sushi Grade’ mami, other wise we either throw it back, or pass it along to our friends who have the fish-broth-for-fine-dining palette. After all, fish broth that’s a day or two old tastes best, and you don’t even need the whole fish to make it, so they will welcome broken fish. The friends that you have who like to snack on junk whole day and come meal time they’re full, but just after the kingly feast, when every thing good is cleared away, they are hungry again? Yeah those, pass it along.
People should stare at your catch, mouths agape. Envy in their eyes. Burning to ask you “OMG!!! where n da wrld did u gt that?!!!”
Then we smile coyly, cock our head to the side and graciously say “Oh just a gift *sigh of contentment*” Because of course we won’t say that were struggling and toiling in the wilderness. Oh no. No complaining.
Your partner is an extension of you and should be like an awesome accessory, like a stunning bag or fierce shoe. After all you literally wear them; they are hanging on your arm most of time. Step up your game and potential suitors will be forced to step up theirs, or lose out big time.
Then too, remember there is always the possibility of ’spawning’ their little ones. So, for example, if a guy is just so-so now, imagine what would happen when his gene pool is diluted; there wouldn’t be much left behind for the kid, unless they ‘take after’ you.
I’m just sayin’.
So yes, pass on the not-so-fresh fish. Only put your lure out when you see something worth it.
After all no matter how great your fish is, all fish still smells a little fishy.
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Based on a conversation with Glamma Suzii
Photo: Tom Curtis / FreeDigitalPhotos.net
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