M'am, that is not a carry on.
Friday, January 8th, 2010
There are certain things in life that are just funny.
Not funny “ha ha” funny, more like “friggin’ hilarious” funny.
It gets even more funny when you know that you really cannot laugh because you will get a hard slap from the person next to you.
You know that you are travelling on a ‘island’ airline when:
1. The average passenger is dressed in head to toe ‘Cucci’.
2. At check in, at least one passenger complains to the airline official that s/he can’t understand why s/he paid so much for a ticket and can’t carry what s/he feels like.
3. The airline official has to continually explain to passengers at the check in counter, that the carry-on bag cannot be the size of their oversized, check-in bag.
4. The pilot gives the cricket update to all the passengers on the plane… randomly during the flight.
5. The center isle in the cabin of the plane is a catwalk.
6. It’s not clear that all of the passengers are going to the same destination. A passenger wearing a tank top, shorts and flip flops is sitting next to the one in argyle arm warmers, stiletto thigh-high boots and a fur-lined, leather bomber, hoodie jacket.
7. The flight is always delayed because the flight attendants have to find space to store all the ‘extra’ carry on items, including crocus bags (recyclable bags made out of colourful plastic straw strips), duty free bags and other irregularly shaped ‘items’ that are clearly over regulation size.
8. At least one flight attendant has an accent that changes depending on the passenger s/he is conversing with, all of which are fake.
9. At least one passenger is bouffed/ barked at by a flight attendant and told to sit down and be quiet.
10. 5 inch, strappy stiletto heels qualify as ‘comfortable’ footwear for a day full of connecting flights.
11. The passengers clap when the flight lands successfully.
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There are tons more. Do you know of any?
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