Dominatrix and Dollar Store Hooker Steez
Thursday, October 21st, 2010
Boo.
Two blinks and it’s halloween y’alls. That special time of the year where people who don’t have the “good fortune”, (whatever it takes, be it finances, circumstances, or just plain “no-clue”) to experience Trinidad Carnival, a celebration that’s dubbed the greatest show on earth, “let loose” and let their fantasies flow.
Now… some fantasies should be lived out and some should just be imagined. Really.
Issue at hand
Choosing a costume.
As usual, guys are normally covered, pun intended. Their costumes tend to be funny, original, thought provoking and even if it’s boring its usually, just that… “boring”. Not “obscene” or cause grievous visual harm to the casual unlooker.
My fellow X-X chromosomes? Wow. Another story altogether.
Ladies, let’s try to keep it together this rounds okay?.
For starters, not everyone was meant to be a Dominatrix or French Maid. Or better fete, a whore. At least we aren’t meant to walk the streets in that get up. If you have bills to pay sure, I’m not judging, but I’m saying. To walk around looking cheap[er] than you already are just for kicks and giggles? I mean, really. What’s the motivation?
I’ve overheard acquaintances and frenemies alike speak of their costumes and it just sounded like a broken record. Granted I’ve never really done the Halloween partying thing though, so .. maybe you have to be there to understand the appeal of going out of your way to just look like the cheapest, trashiest, hooker on a dime, but… I don’t get it. I understand that we’re going for the ‘Sexy‘ look, but ‘Sexy‘ and ‘Cheap‘ aren’t synonyms yo. I never, ever get it, but then again, I’m never, ever in the majority.
The dollar store isn’t a destination my lovelies.
One or two picks from there but not head to toe.
“Goooooooosh” (furnished with a Hills accent).
How about Grecian Goddess?
Sounds like a stretch I know. But is it? Not as half as trashy looking and a kazillion times more attractive than a dollar store ‘hoe. Even better, any size can organize a lil sum’n sum’n and look on point in that.
Real life or fantasy, never underestimate the power of dressing your size, and your ambition. That never goes out of style. Just because you’re a closet freak does it mean that you have to put your alter-ego on display come October’s end. Because guess what? You’ll no longer be a closest freak, you’ll just be a cheap trick in denial the morning after.
The draped fabrics. long or mini. Your choice. Leather bands with the feathers in the hair. Drop waist beaded dresses with the sequined head bands a la the early 20s singers. A long cigarette holder in your hand with a long glove, and a beautiful fan in the other.
Create the fantasy dammit. Drag it on. Get fabulously chic.
We’re grown for Goodness sake. Not much of a longing fantasy is created with a dominatrix costume.
If you need to parade in high heels and a dress with your butt cheeks and mammaries hanging out to feel sexy, then that’s sends a blinding red-light to signal that you just might have some deep, deep rooted issues which altogether spell ‘I-N-S-E-C-U-R-E’ and ‘D-R-A-M-A-_-R-I-D-D-L-E-D’. Either that or your play-date life isn’t as half as exciting as you’d like everyone to believe that it is. Either way your business, just like your mammaries, is in the road.
As I was discussing with one of my man friends the other day, the biggest freaks in the party will never be seen dancing on the club tables.
Underglow freaks ahead; Keep the pilot light on.
We know our moves. We ain’t got *ish to prove, cause trust that everyone who’s experienced it ain’t complainin’. That’s half the reason why our business isn’t in the damn road cause nobody want to mess THAT link up. No advertisement necessary. The right people know exactly where to find it. Hellleeeeer!
So get it right.
Dressing like a $2 hooker only makes you look like a freebie. Halloween or no Halloween.
Get Grown. Stay Sexy.
b Freakin’Fabulous
Photo: Salvatore Vuono / FreeDigitalPhotos.net
gonna be a 1960′s movie star myself – and no it aint norma jean… i agree with you … pretending to be a whore isnt funny at all…
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Supernova Reply:
October 21st, 2010 at 10:31 am
the ish ain’t cute.
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i think i am going to dress up as a skinny, single girl with all her dreams ahead of her! cause that ain’t me now! hahahahaha!!!!
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Supernova Reply:
October 25th, 2010 at 10:09 pm
LOL! It might be a stretch… but I’m sure you can work that look.
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